Sunday, July 19, 2009

Another blow to the fragile male ego!

This time, its the scientists who have landed the blow.

Men are mostly redundant in the current scheme of things. Except for procreation ofcourse, that too, just one of their cells. Get offended for all I care, but I have held this belief for past many years now.

Take a typical urban setting. The woman earns, the woman cleans, the woman cooks, the woman gives birth, the woman feeds and takes care of and raises the child. All this while the man could be sitting and drinking his ass off in a bar. He is redundant. His only role was the ten minutes it took him to provide his swimmers.

And even that is taken away from him now. Sperm cells can technically be generated from stem cells in the lab. Ha!

Ok men can be useful too. A man and woman come together many times. A very small fraction of that is to actually create babies. So there you go.

However, there is a thing about evolution. It phases out the redundant. Body hair, wisdom teeth, sharp canines, claws and suchlike. The man now has no real use. Except being a boy toy. Every woman likes those.

So do the maths yourself. Who is going and who is staying on?

7 comments:

HumTum said...

good one .... so what do YOU think about a boy toy ? .... and the blog is so much about redundancy of a man .... but i dont think you also feel like that .... ok lets say god comes and tells you that i am going to remove this species called "man" from earth and you can save only 3 men ..... whom will you save ? ... dont lie.

Nam said...

oooh..too personal. if the 3 men are only for myself ill save the most awesomely sexy, physically fit and pretty guys. hehe!

HumTum said...

something that gives pleasure gives pain someday .... so if these 3 men have their own negative characters (something like male ego, aiyaash, daarubaaz or suttebaaz) which may be very common for a good looking boy then what will you do ? .... will you start looking for most awesomely sexy, physically fit and pretty "girls" :P

Cheekya said...

Ok girl u are questioning my existence.......... I thought to read and leave it as its your personal bull shit opinion. But some where I could not resist to write this comment.

Disclaimer: It not meant to hurt you in any sense, after all you started it.

If you thought that men have ego problem, first scan your blog once again. I am confused, who has the ego problem after reading your blog.

You said that man is all required for one cell and few smimmers, and some where you missed that there lot of Love and sacrifice behind that one cell and there a lot affection and caring behind that smimmers as you call it.

Ok you said sperm can be generated from lab, hope you also find lab where you can create love, affection and caring.. all the best dear... I simply don't mind.

You talked about evolution, and it phases out redundant, right. The redundant are those human beings(Men and women) who have ego problem.
There are good and bad humans. Not men and women, anyways it not for you......
If an achievement of scientist is problem for you, then u tell me who has the ego problem. scientist or you? I hope u might have forgot that that group of scientist might have included women as well.

I don't know what made you to think this... neither I care what made u think.

All the best........ for all great lonely lives.... to all those who think this way.

Nam said...

@humtum: ill put up with all the negative traits..its only 3 of them, right?

@cheekya: ill take it offline. hehe! but only for once tell me why would anyone be lonely..there will be lots of people around... its another matter if you dont consider women people.

Cheekya said...

There's difference between lot of people around you and one special person for you..... Ee sab debate chod koi acchasa special sa ladka doondle.....

Anyways "u can wake gal who is sleeping but not gal who is acting like sleeping..."

Dharmteja Mansingh said...

Baap re....what was that!!
Was that a conscious diatribe or ur real feelings??