Godgiri by a God..who else?

My tribute to the one person who has proven time and again to be God sent.

• Astalavista babie…the best mail anyone has ever written to me..and im sure one of the best anyone has ever written to someone. I still go back to it whenever im low…works like magic..the best words ever for me…in black and white. (what else do you want?..its feelings with written proof)
• “kabhi bhi kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho..always remember you have a friend..god gulty”…yeah show off..thanks.
• “you should never marry for sex…you should have sex with random people until you get tired and fed up of the act (??????) and then marry a girl you love”…I have some serious doubts on his theory but what the hell..he’s god gulty..i don’t want to contest.
• “im in an ocean but not a drop to drink”…his take on the incredible number of attractive and err..good girls in the US and his inability to make use of this opportunity due to lack of time..he was doing his MS…actually that’s why he went to the US..that he lost track of what his purpose in going there was is another matter altogether…but never mind...nobody’s complaining..the girls there are just too happy.
• “my dad’s the don of warangal”
• “my bro is the don of warangal”
• “if you ever come to warangal…just tell anyone you want to meet ravanna’s son…they’ll see you to my home”
• “you are the only girl who has managed to defeat me”…in cows and bulls that is…and he sucked…so it was pretty easy for me...his IIT ego couldnt take it.
• “I cant mail you…im too busy…main Christi aur anna ko rasmalai khila raha hoon” ?????...dude are they interested?
• “woh saale ko rao ke under BTP karana chahiye”…on the hero of ‘socha na tha’ who is confused beyond hope about who he loves…totally understandable..god gulty cant seem to patao one girl in his 23 years on planet earth when that fellow is having a hard time deciding between girls…deciding between girls???…that kind of choice???…you want an IITian to see that and not sulk?...(btw…Prof. Rao was our guide and BTP is B.Tech Project….for the uninitiated)
• “my dads got a new job in the telecom department”…on my interminable silences on phone with him…(he calls up from the US)
• “I wanted to tell you something…my dad just lost his job in the telecom department…so speak fast!!!”
• “bimbo…im not happy coz I just returned from New York…im happy because im speaking to you…infact im the happiest when I speak to you”…yeah the second part was an overkill but the first part…the best line I had heard in a very very long time.

May I say my thanks now?

bijli jaisa roop with not-so-electrifying verbal score!!!

Suzie took his GRE a couple of days back and got a dismal verbal score..and now he is quite worked up about it.. no, don’t write the guy off just as yet..he cracked the quant and got a 100 percent in that..(yeah but then doesn’t everybody?..:) sorry suzie..yeah guys im not writing this to make him more miserable..) yeah so being the friend that I am, this is what im going to do…tell you guys about the one field in which suzie can never get a low score..the “looks” department.

Hmm..so lets see..what do I know about this..i know just two aspects..how much he himself is obsessed with his own face and how popular he is with the guys..yeah really..the guy sells like hotcakes among the boys..and this is not something im saying off the cuff..i have all sorts of proof – documents, scraps, mails and suzie himself will vouch for this. (read his testimonials if you like!!)

You should see the snaps this guy has of himself…close ups and all..all sorts of pictures at all sorts of places. He clicks these pictures coz he wants to remember a new place or structure or scene..but if you ask me..i can bet, never once does he see the background…he cant look beyond his own face in the foreground..

And he spends hours in front of the mirror…go ask his roomies over the years…but the recent ones would give a more accurate account coz the narcissism has worsened in recent times.

And where should I start about his popularity among the guys..they love him…i only know as far back as his last year in IITB..so that’s only how much I can tell...but even that’s quite something.. you should know all the names his wing junta used to call him…I don’t take responsibility if you find the following words objectionable and not fit enough to appear on this blog (being the good girl that I am..thanks)..rani, jawani, bijli sa roop, chandel ki lugaai (chandel was his roomie I guess..but im not allowed to elaborate on this..chandel has already threatened me once..:(..im feeling very bad for my inability to share this information with you..;))..and so on and so forth…and boy did they love his legs…(please refer his valfi profile for more details…I am bound by basic decency and morals here)

And it didn’t stop at IITB..there it could be understood as the guys don’t have much choice and so its maaf…but the guy was a sell-out with all the chinkis at Samsung…they used to love his face, his color, his hair…he didn’t tell me beyond that…thanks suzie…

So dude dont fret…whats a score?..you are blessed with your face..:)

And im sorry suzie…don’t kill me for this…its just the truth that ive put up for the world..so that everyone knows about your bijli jaisa roop..:)

P.S.: the joke goes like with this verbal score, a blog for suzie should be in hindi..he he he..

im not this mean generally...today happens to be a special day!!