Mini skirt meteorology

Hehe.

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..research at Internet auction site eBay, which says that the rises and falls in the length of skirts can be used to predict what the weather will be like three days in advance.

...On occasions, the trend is said to have predicted a shift in the weather before any advice has been issued by the Met Office using more traditional meteorological methods.

..."If you want to know what the weather is going to be like in three days, just take a look at hemlines."

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Reminds me, I bought a mini skirt on Sunday, not from ebay though. Thus, by extrapolation, if you are wise, you would carry an umbrella today.