Godgiri by a God..who else?

My tribute to the one person who has proven time and again to be God sent.

• Astalavista babie…the best mail anyone has ever written to me..and im sure one of the best anyone has ever written to someone. I still go back to it whenever im low…works like magic..the best words ever for me…in black and white. (what else do you want?..its feelings with written proof)
• “kabhi bhi kisi cheez ki zaroorat ho..always remember you have a friend..god gulty”…yeah show off..thanks.
• “you should never marry for sex…you should have sex with random people until you get tired and fed up of the act (??????) and then marry a girl you love”…I have some serious doubts on his theory but what the hell..he’s god gulty..i don’t want to contest.
• “im in an ocean but not a drop to drink”…his take on the incredible number of attractive and err..good girls in the US and his inability to make use of this opportunity due to lack of time..he was doing his MS…actually that’s why he went to the US..that he lost track of what his purpose in going there was is another matter altogether…but never mind...nobody’s complaining..the girls there are just too happy.
• “my dad’s the don of warangal”
• “my bro is the don of warangal”
• “if you ever come to warangal…just tell anyone you want to meet ravanna’s son…they’ll see you to my home”
• “you are the only girl who has managed to defeat me”…in cows and bulls that is…and he sucked…so it was pretty easy for me...his IIT ego couldnt take it.
• “I cant mail you…im too busy…main Christi aur anna ko rasmalai khila raha hoon” ?????...dude are they interested?
• “woh saale ko rao ke under BTP karana chahiye”…on the hero of ‘socha na tha’ who is confused beyond hope about who he loves…totally understandable..god gulty cant seem to patao one girl in his 23 years on planet earth when that fellow is having a hard time deciding between girls…deciding between girls???…that kind of choice???…you want an IITian to see that and not sulk?...(btw…Prof. Rao was our guide and BTP is B.Tech Project….for the uninitiated)
• “my dads got a new job in the telecom department”…on my interminable silences on phone with him…(he calls up from the US)
• “I wanted to tell you something…my dad just lost his job in the telecom department…so speak fast!!!”
• “bimbo…im not happy coz I just returned from New York…im happy because im speaking to you…infact im the happiest when I speak to you”…yeah the second part was an overkill but the first part…the best line I had heard in a very very long time.

May I say my thanks now?