Suzie took his GRE a couple of days back and got a dismal verbal score..and now he is quite worked up about it.. no, don’t write the guy off just as yet..he cracked the quant and got a 100 percent in that..(yeah but then doesn’t everybody?..:) sorry suzie..yeah guys im not writing this to make him more miserable..) yeah so being the friend that I am, this is what im going to do…tell you guys about the one field in which suzie can never get a low score..the “looks” department.
Hmm..so lets see..what do I know about this..i know just two aspects..how much he himself is obsessed with his own face and how popular he is with the guys..yeah really..the guy sells like hotcakes among the boys..and this is not something im saying off the cuff..i have all sorts of proof – documents, scraps, mails and suzie himself will vouch for this. (read his testimonials if you like!!)
You should see the snaps this guy has of himself…close ups and all..all sorts of pictures at all sorts of places. He clicks these pictures coz he wants to remember a new place or structure or scene..but if you ask me..i can bet, never once does he see the background…he cant look beyond his own face in the foreground..
Hmm..so lets see..what do I know about this..i know just two aspects..how much he himself is obsessed with his own face and how popular he is with the guys..yeah really..the guy sells like hotcakes among the boys..and this is not something im saying off the cuff..i have all sorts of proof – documents, scraps, mails and suzie himself will vouch for this. (read his testimonials if you like!!)
You should see the snaps this guy has of himself…close ups and all..all sorts of pictures at all sorts of places. He clicks these pictures coz he wants to remember a new place or structure or scene..but if you ask me..i can bet, never once does he see the background…he cant look beyond his own face in the foreground..
And he spends hours in front of the mirror…go ask his roomies over the years…but the recent ones would give a more accurate account coz the narcissism has worsened in recent times.
And where should I start about his popularity among the guys..they love him…i only know as far back as his last year in IITB..so that’s only how much I can tell...but even that’s quite something.. you should know all the names his wing junta used to call him…I don’t take responsibility if you find the following words objectionable and not fit enough to appear on this blog (being the good girl that I am..thanks)..rani, jawani, bijli sa roop, chandel ki lugaai (chandel was his roomie I guess..but im not allowed to elaborate on this..chandel has already threatened me once..:(..im feeling very bad for my inability to share this information with you..;))..and so on and so forth…and boy did they love his legs…(please refer his valfi profile for more details…I am bound by basic decency and morals here)
And it didn’t stop at IITB..there it could be understood as the guys don’t have much choice and so its maaf…but the guy was a sell-out with all the chinkis at Samsung…they used to love his face, his color, his hair…he didn’t tell me beyond that…thanks suzie…
So dude dont fret…whats a score?..you are blessed with your face..:)
And im sorry suzie…don’t kill me for this…its just the truth that ive put up for the world..so that everyone knows about your bijli jaisa roop..:)
P.S.: the joke goes like with this verbal score, a blog for suzie should be in hindi..he he he..
im not this mean generally...today happens to be a special day!!
2 comments:
suzie,
don't worry about the gre score. Why don't you attach 2 recent photographs of your while submittling the applictions. I am sure, there won't be any doubt.
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